Recently, BJP government proposed that all the cows in India should have Aadhaar Card and social media cannot stop laughing at the BJP government’s decision.

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” – George Orwell

It is another fact that BJP which is so-called upper castes Brahmins party has no relationship with the cow herding. So-called lower castes are the one involved in the animal husbandry. All these proponents of cow protection have pet dogs or cats at their own home, not cows!

In future, BJP government might make cows compulsory for everyone.

The day is not far if you do not have at least one cow then you are anti-nationalist, according to Hindutvadis. If you have at least one cow and you are Muslim then definitely you are anti-nationalist.

Social media cannot stop laughing at the decision of BJP having Aadhaar Card for cows. Here are a few discussions those will bring smile on your face –

What will be the name of the cow, husband/wife name, children names, what will be used as thumb impression, a human has eyes in front but cows on the sides, who will ask them to open eyes, smile for a photo session?

What will be in place of father and mother name? Who will change addresses when Cow is sold in the market every time? Whether the same database as that of human Aadhaar Card is used or different? Cows are named as Gauri, Lakshmi, Gopi, Appi etc, when the operator will search for above names, he will find many Gopis but, many of them categorized as Gaumatas and others as animals!

Unique ID for cows will contain its age, breed, sex, height, body color, horn type & special marks.

We support issuing Aadhaar to The Holy Cows but please don’t forget cows husbands bullocks, mosquitoes & Hindi speaking black crows.

Read Also – Cow Ka Sath, Cow Ka Vikas – BJP Wants Aadhaar Card for Cows

Some people have come up with how Aadhaar card for cows will look like –

Cow Aadhar Card

Name – Mother Cow or Gau Mata

Mother’s Name – Mother Cow of Mother Cow

Father’s Name – Bull

Children – Bulls, Cows, and Bhakts

Sex – Yes (Cow Maa Sutra)

Date of Birth – 1st Moovember

Place of Birth – Jallikattu in Cowshed

Nationality – Any Cow_ntry

Welfare Cow-mmission – Goberment of India

Occupation – Milk Maid, Dung Cake Business, Mutra Supplier for CowCow Cowla, Roadie, Gau-dess, Mutra for Bhakts, Mutra and Gober for Kamdev for Gold Extraction

Address – Cowshed, Road, Other People’s Gardens, Eating Rubbish

Expiry Date – During Voting, During Exporting, Kalyug, Dying. Whichever Comes First.

Signature – Hoof Print

P.S. – Please don’t sue us, we are a beef lover, isn’t beef part of cows? Sarcasm.

Read Also – Ram Rajya: Cows Get Aadhar Card, What is Next? Passports, Visa and Bank Accounts?

India – Republic Of The Cow?

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