What if some of the Famous Characters of Movies were Baman? Sarcasm


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Friends, I have compiled all the statues of movie characters linked to Baman and sharing here consolidated. It is sarcasm on the same lines as Bamans do and make fun of Dalit-Bahujan communities. Through movies, through news, through each and every media they try to defame Dalit-Bahujans and propagate the hatred among different communities. We have no such intention but to expose those who do so by replying them in the same language as their PM of India used to say that – reply Pakistan in the same language!

We have no such intention but to expose those who do so by replying them in the same language as their PM of India used to say that – reply Pakistan in the same language!

Ok, here is the small list on what if some of the famous characters in English movies were from so-called Bamans and how would the dialogues and characters behave? Would they bring caste superiority into play as the director of Baahubali did and portrayed Dalit-Bahujans communities in the bad light and tried to show caste supremacy?

We are nonviolent with the people who are nonviolent with us, but we are not nonviolent with people who are violent with us. – Malcolm X

  • If Darth Vader was a Baman, he would say “May the Janeu be with you”. Darth Vaderkar Iyer Mishra Chatterjee.
  • If Star Wars was made by a Baman, it would be called Caste Wars. – Holding the Janeu, instead of the Light Saber.
  • If Darth Vader was a Baman, he would say because of Reservation he lost to Luke Skywalker, Hari Om!
  • If the captain of the Titanic Ship was a Baman, he would say “Because of Reservation, the ship sank”. – Captain Tom Tripathi Deshpande Srinivasan Tagore.
  • If Tom and Jerry were Brahmins, they would join forces and say Jai Bhim-Lal Salaam
  • If John Mclane from Die Hard was a Baman, he will say “Dalits are foot soldiers of Hindutva. We need to tackle them first before launching our mission against Hindutva” – Johnrao Mclane Pant Kulkarni Panda
  • If Spiderman was a Baman, he will say “With great privilege, comes great responsibilities” – Jai Shri Ram!
  • If Neo in Matrix was a Baman, he will say “I will wait for 10 years. Reservations in India were supposed to be for 10 years”. – Seargent Neo Dwivedi Sharma Nair Banerjee.
  • If Snow White was a Baman, her 7 dwarfs would be Thakur, Bania, Bhumihar, Harijan, Ashraf, Khatri, Syrian Christian.
  • If Jack Sparrow was a Baman, he will first say “Hum Mandir Vahin Banayenge”…and then gulp Jack Daniel’s mixed with Goumutra.
  • If Cinderella was a Savarna feminist, she will search for books on Dalit Patriarchy instead of her lost shoe. She might go to Pune first. – Shrimati Shitpawan Cinderellakar Krishnan Ranaut Ashraf Bhattacharya
  • If Batwoman would be a Baman, she would have joined Pinjratod. – Batwoman Puranik Gupta Chattopadhyay Reddy.
  • If the Baman would have had a little semblance of humanity, we would be the best country in the World.

Author – Vinay Shende

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